The indicted serial killer was asked to stand. “You are charged with murdering a young schoolteacher with a chain saw,” the judge intoned. “Lying bastard!” a man shouted from the gallery.
The judge fixed the unruly fellow with a
Stern stare, but continued. “You are also
charged with murdering a housewife with a
shovel.
“Damn tightwad!” the man bellowed.
“Sir,” the judge warned, “you cannot disrupt
ihe court like this. Explain these outbursts.”
“I’ve lived next door to that miserable son of
a bitch for 20 years,” the man said. “Did he
ever have a tool when 1 needed one?”