A cop is driving down the street when he sees a woman walking toward him with her right breast hanging out of her shirt.
The cop pulls over and says to her, “Ma’am, don’t you realize that I can cite you for indecent exposure?”
The woman, incredulous, replies, “Why on Earth would you do that?”
Cop says, “Because your right boob is hanging out, fully exposed.”
Woman exclaims, “Oh sh*t! I left my baby on the bus!”