My wife was in the garden.
She started yelling to me.
Her: There are two spiders here, “is that a mummy longlegs
under the daddy longlegs.?
Me: No don’t be silly there are no mummy longlegs only daddy longlegs. “I felt pretty proud of myself with my answer.
Until she stomps on both spiders, “Well we are not having any of that gay shit in our garden.