A British Airways flight just reached it’s cruise altitude
The captain grabs the microphone and announces: ” Ladies and Gentleman, this is your captain. Welcome to flight 293, non-stop service from London-Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and… OH… MY GOD!”
Silence followed…
Complete silence…
A few moments later, captain makes another announcement: “Ladies and Gentleman, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking, one of your lovely flight attendants accidentally spilled coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
From the cabin, an Irish passenger yells “For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!”