A hooker is hired by a midget
But he has no money so he says to her “if I can give you the best orgasm of your life, will you give me a root free of charge?”
The hooker thinks for a moment and assumes that a midget of such small size surely couldn’t give her an orgasm, so she agrees.
She lays down on the bed and the midget goes to work. Within minutes the hooker is crying in ecstasy, “OMFG you are amazing!”
The midget, surprised says, “really? They don’t usually say that until I get the second leg in!”