A Boss Offered His Secretary $1000 For Sex

A Boss Offered His Secretary $1000 For Sex

A boss said to his secretary I Want to have
sex with you and I will make it very fast.
I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time
you bend down to pick it, I’ll be done.
She thought for a moment then called
her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend then said to her, do it
but “Ask him for $2000, pick up the
 money Very fast. So he Wouldn’t even
have enough time to undress himself.”
So she agrees. Half an hour goes by,
the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend,
he asks, What happened?
She responds, “The Bastard used coins!”