Sam Loved Ninjas
Little Sam loved ninjas. He’d think about them all day and watch ninja movies all night. He had a ninja costume, throwing stars, the whole shebang. One day he’s playing around and whacks himself in the eye with a nunchuck, he runs downstairs to his mum bawling “Mummy mummy mummy look what happened!.” She sees the welt on her little boy’s face and freaks out “Oh my god sam! Your eye!”Suddenly Sam stops crying, looks up and says “For the thousandth time mum, I’m not a samurai, I’m a fucking ninja.”