A man goes to the doctor with terrible hemorrhoids

A man goes to the doctor with terrible hemorrhoids

A man goes to the doctor with terrible hemorrhoids. The doctor prescribes him suppositories to take every day then says to come back in a week. The man isn’t entirely sure what a suppository is but at the pharmacy sees they’re pills so he does as instructed, swallowing one every day. After a week he comes back to the doctor with his hemorrhoids worse than ever. He says to the doctor “those suppositories you prescribed me were so useless I might as well have just stuck them up my ass!”