A blond gets on a plane
She sits down in a first class seat even though she bought a ticket for coach. The flight attendants all try to tell her she needs to find her correct seat, but she refuses.
Finally the pilot comes and sits down next to her and the blond moves to her correct seat in coach.
The flight attendants were in disbelief saying “How did you pull that off!” The pilot said “I told her the front of the plane was going to Chicago and the back was going to Los Angeles.”