A housewife tells the maid.
– Callie, you are fired!
– Why, Miss Lucy?
– Because your work is getting worse! The little you do is very poorly done! Now, take your money and get out of here!
The maid took the money, thanked the housewife and, before going out, took a 10 dollar bill and threw it at the dog. The housewife said:
– Well, that’s what we call daring! Throwing money at my dog!
– You know, Miss Lucy, I’m doing this because he deserves it. It’s been a month since he’s been the one doing the dishes!