A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at Fortitude Valley in Brisbane, Australia …
The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
“What’s wrong with you Luv, haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”
“I’ll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from…”
“Well, if you’re not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?”
“Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me?”