A kid trying to catch an STD
The police pick up a young kid at 2 am, in the red light district and ask him what he’s doing
“Looking for a prostitute” “Why do you want to find a prostitute?” “So I can catch an STD!” “Why would you want to do that?”
“Well, if I can catch something, I’ll sleep with my nanny and she’ll catch it. Then daddy will sleep with her and he’ll catch it. Mummy will catch it from daddy and then mummy will give it to the gardener!”
“And that bastard killed my tortoise!”