Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…

Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…

Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand.

He runs to his teacher shouting “Cider, Cider, Cider!”.

His teacher calms him down and ask why he needs cider.

He says “I have a splinter in my hand so I need cider!”

Teacher is confused and says “Why would you need cider for a splinter?”

Johnny explains, well, I overheard my sister talking to her friend and she said “Whenever she get’s a prick in her hand, she puts it in cider”!