A translated Norwegian joke Two guys meets in the middle of nowhere, trying to find their wives. They decide to help each other out, by describing their wives. The first man goes on: “My wife is tall, well fit, blonde, got big firm breasts, thight bouncy ass, a massive lust for sex and a face…
Highway Dildo A little girl is riding along the highway with her mom. When suddenly a dildo falls off the truck in front of them and hits the windshield The little girl asks: *Mommy, what was that?* The mom, not wanting her little girl to know about sex yet, answers: *It was just a bug…
Who is the greatest? A BOOB, a VAGINA and an ASSHOLE are debating as to who is the greatest of them all BOOB: I give milk to new born babies and I’m attractive to the opposite sex, that’s why I’m the greatest VAGINA: that’s nothing. I give birth to babies and I accommodate the opposite…
This world has become disgusting! I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on reddit. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the…
I was offered Sex Today I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now…
My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “Theres something I must confess.” “Shhh” I said, “theres nothing to confess. Everythings alright.” “No I must die in peace. I had sex with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father.” “I know,” I whispered, “Thats…
We should have a TV show where illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship We can call it “Alien vs Predator” [EDIT]: Wow I can’t believe the amount of people who would want to make it a reality. *Netflix if your seeing this post you know what to do.* **If you…
My wife was dying… I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess..” “Shhh.” I said, “There’s nothing to confess, everything’s alright.” “No, I must die in peace… I had sex with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your father.” “I know.” I whispered, “That’s…