A man wakes up after a heavy night of drinking to his wife happily cooking breakfast. Confused, he approaches his daughter for an explanation of last night when he arrived home. “You kicked in the door when you couldn’t get your key in the lock, fell through the table and broke it, and pissed your…
I encountered a milf at a bar last night although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy we were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time then, she asked me flirtatiously “have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?” I said, “Nope, not yet”. She drank a little more,…
I told my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.” He said, “NO!” I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.” He said, “OK.” I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.” Bill Gates said, “NO.” I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO of World Bank.”…
A son ask his dad to explain the difference between reality and fiction. Dad: It’s complicated but let me try to explain. Honey, would you sleep with the neighbor for 100,000$? Mom: Yes of course because I know we need the money. Dad: Very good. Alright now Tasha, would you have sex with the neighbor’s…
A girl walks up to her mother and asks, “Mommy, why am I named Clover?” “Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family.” Then, her other daughter walks up. “Mommy, why am I named Nirvana?” “Because, your aunt believes that is the place you go when you are enlightened.” Finally, her son walks…
A woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap. “Because he used to live in a brothel,” says the shopkeeper. She pays $15. When she gets home the parrot says: “Fuck me, a new brothel!” The woman laughs. When her daughters…
A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks ‘Why is the last one so cheap?’ “Because he used to live in a brothel” says the shopkeeper. She pays $15. When she gets home the parrot says: “Fuck me, a new brothel!” The woman laughs. When her daughters…
I was in the pub last night when the barman asked me, “How come I never see you in here with Pete any more?” I asked him, “Would you drink with a bloke who’s a liar, always late, borrows money he never pays back, always tries to squirm out of his round, jealous of everything…