A Couple is Walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve… A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. “I think it’s raining,” says the man. “No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. “How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the main. “Officer Rudolph,…
Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice, “NO, I DON ‘T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy ‘s table…
Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced… “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!” “What makes you say that?” the bartender inquired. “Last week,” Bill explained, “I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have…
Two priests are out driving one day.. when they get pulled over by a police officer. The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver “Sorry to pull you over father, but we’re looking for a couple of child molesters” The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have…
Easy way to search your wife. A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket.” “Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” The woman looked puzzled. “Why talk to me?” she asked. “Because every time I talk to a woman…
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. “Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob…
A couple have been married 25 years, and one day, the husband found a box in the attic with three bonnets and $2,500. He asked his wife and she responded, “Every time I got mad at you, I knitted a bonnet.” The husband was proud that in 25 years, he had only angered his wife…
On a flight back from Russia, a flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the captain immediately… “Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty and quiet female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with…
Some Yank had the audacity to say us Texans were dumb for not having Snow Tires. Bless their heart. We may not have as much experience as y’all Yanks when it comes to snow, but after tinkering with it a couple minutes I think all of us Texans can agree to try and make a…
A couple of Italian guys are discussing who, if they could choose any woman in the world, they’d rather bang One of them says some big name actress, the other says “Virginia Pippilini.” The first guy’s like, “Who’s that? Is she a model?” “I don’t know” “Actress?” “I don’t know.” “Singer?” “I don’t know.” “Well…