A priest drives up to the repair joint and says to the mechanic, “Hey, I brought this car in last week, and ever since it’s been leaking oil all over my garage.”
The mechanic says, “I’m terribly sorry, Father. Come back in an hour and we’ll have it fixed right up for you.”
An hour later the priest returns and the mechanic says, “All set, Father. I found the problem. It was a loose oil filter, and it won’t be leaking again. That filter is screwed in as tight as a nun’s pussy.”
And the priest says, “Better give it another quarter turn.”