A nun asks her class, “Who knows what city Jesus was born in?”
Little Johnny raises his hand and shouts, “Cheltenham!” The nun shakes her head and says, “No. Anyone else?”
Little Johnny raises his hand again and shouts, “Willow Grove!” Again, the nun shakes her head. “Nope. Anyone else?”
Little Johnny jumps up and shout, “I got it! Doylestown!” The nun shakes her head. “No. The correct answer is Bethlehem.”
Little Johnny jumps up again and shouts, “Motherfucker! I knew it was somewhere up Route 611.”