I got a divorce for my birthday.
When I woke up, my wife and kids forgot to wish me a happy birthday. I didn’t get any birthday cards or phone calls. When I went into work my secretary wished me happy birthday and I felt really special.
We went out for a drink after work to celebrate and she invited me back to her place. She excused herself for a minute an went into her bedroom and returned with my wife, kids and all my friends.
I was sitting on the couch naked.