An Irish bride is interviewed by police after a fight broke out at her wedding reception.
*“Well officer, it’s customary for the bride to dance with the best man before the bride and groom leave for their honeymoon. I was dancing with the best man Paddy when all of a sudden me husband Seamus came running on the dance floor and kicked me as hard as he could smack bang between my legs.”*
The officer winces a little and says *”Ouch! that must have really hurt!?!”*
*“Well yes now it did, but I got off lightly really, poor Paddy got three broken fingers.”*