Italian guy on a bus
Sitting on a bus in New York, a prim old lady was shocked to overhear an Italian say to another, “Emma come-a first. I come-a next. Two ass-a come-a together. I come-a again. Two ass-a come-a together again. I come-a once more. Peepee twice. Then I come-a for the last time.”
When the Italian was finished, the red faced old maid turned to a policeman sitting nearby and said, “Are you not going to arrest that terrible old man?”
“What for?” asked the policeman. “For spelling Mississippi?”