For an old man’s 98th birthday,
his 3 grandsons paid for a hooker and sent her to his home. When the old fella opened the door he asked what a pretty girl like her was doing at his home. She replied “I was sent here as a gift to you” The old man asked “What is it that you do?” Hooker says “Im well known for my super blowjobs” Grampa says “Since I aint had a hard on in 10 yrs, I guess I’ll have to settle for the soup”