A woman calls the cops about her neighbour.

A woman calls the cops about her neighbour.

A woman calls the cops and says, “You have to get an officer over here right now. The man in the building across from me is walking around naked. It’s indecent!” A policeman comes to her door, and the woman leads him into the living room and says, “He’s in that building, right there.” The cop looks and says, “I don’t see anything.” “Well, of course not from there,” says the woman, “But if you take these binoculars and stand on the couch…”