A blind man walks into a bar, sits down at the counter and orders a double martini. Realising that there are several people sitting around him, he says:
“I’m going to tell you the best joke about blondes you’ve ever heard.”
The woman next to him says:
“Before you tell the joke, i’m going to warn you about a few things:
-The waitress who gave you the drink is blonde.
-I’m blonde and a jiu-jitsu instructor.
-On my left is my bipolar blonde sister.
-Sitting at the table next to you are two blondes with Russian mafia tattoos.”
Blind man: “I’ve changed my mind! If I have to explain the joke five times, I’ll give up.”