“I know where babies come from.”
After coming home from school and sitting down on the couch, young Jenny proudly proclaimed “Mommy, I know where babies come from!”
Imagining storks and unicorns, her Mom said “OK, then why don’t you tell me Honey.”
Jenny says “The Mommy and Daddy take off their clothes and start hugging, then the Daddy’s thingy stands up, and the Mommy kneels down and cleans her teeth with it.”
Mom says “That’s sweet Honey, but that’s not where babies come from, that’s where jewelry comes from!”