A bear walks into a bar…
The bear says: “I’d like a whiskey and……………………….coke please.
Bartender says: “Why the big pause?”
Bear replies: “I was born with them.”
Edit:
Thanks for the upvotes! I actually lived this joke right before posting while making dinner for my kids (changed the drink and location). Here’s how it happened:
2yo Child, While holding her bear: Um, daddy?Can I have…………………………..milk pwease?
Me: Sure sweetie, but why the big pause?!
Only I laughed…my ass off. Guess I’ll just, grin and bear all the repost comments.