Little Johnny is at the park with his dad…
They see two dogs humping and Little Johnny asks, “What are they doing dad?” Little Johnny’s dad not wanting to lie responds, “they are making puppies”.
Later that night little Johnny walks in on his mom and dad making love in missionary position. Little Johnny asks, “Dad, what are you and mommy doing?” Again not wanting to lie his father responds, “We are making you a little brother or sister.”
Upset Little Johnny says, “Then flip mommy around. I want a puppy!”