My dog came bounding into the house this morning with the neighbour’s rabbit hanging lifeless from it’s jaws.
Panic set in and so I scrubbed it clean and got all the blood marks off until it was pure white again. I then sneaked into their garden and popped it back in its hutch.
That evening my neighbour knocked at my door and said “I can’t believe it, flopsy is lying dead in its hutch and the kids are hysterical.”
“Sorry to hear that” I replied nervously.
“The strange thing is” he said “we buried it a couple of days ago.”