A pet store owner walks into a brothel
The head mistress greets the new guest: “And how can we help you today?”
The pet store owner asks “Do you have a parrot I could buy?”
The confused head mistress responds “Don’t you own a pet store? And don’t you already have some nice parrots, why do you need ours?”
The pet store owner clarifies: “Yes and yes, but there’s like nine other jokes queued up that no one can repost until I get this parrot.”