I was playing golf last weekend
There were two women ahead of us playing very slowly.
After 5 holes, I’d had enough, and went ahead to ask if we could play through.
I soon came back with a look of terror on my face, and said it was my wife and my mistress and there was no way I could approach them and ask to play through, would he do it instead?
He went ahead, then returned and said “it’s a small world, isn’t it?”