the pope’s secretary rings him:
“your eminence, excuse me for bothering you, but i have some good news & some bad news to share. which one would you like to hear first?”
the pope answers “well let’s have the good news first”
“jesus has returned & he’s holding for you on line 1.”
the pope cries out “well that’s stupendous news! just wonderful! what on earth could be bad news after learning that?!?”
“he’s calling from salt lake city.”