Two boys, one five the other six, have returned home from their first visit to a farm.
The older boy runs to Mom and shouts excitedly:
– Mommy, Mommy, we were shown so many things there! You won’t believe it, but we saw a pig that was even fatter than you!
The mother gives the boy a slap up the head and starts crying. As she cries, the younger boy comes to her and hugs her:
– Calm down, Mommy. He was joking. There is no pig in the world fatter than you.