Drunk taxi.
3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The
taxi driver knew that they were
drunk so he started the engine
& turned it off again. Then
said,”We have reached your
destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said
“Thank you”. The 3rd guy
slapped the driver. The driver
was shocked thinking the 3rd
drunk knew what he did. But
then he asked “What was that for?”. The 3rd guy replied,
“Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us