Man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks “what are you doing?”…
She says, “I’m off to New York. I read that prostitutes can make $500 for doing what I do with you for free”.
As the wife is getting to leave, she walks by the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. “Excuse me, what are you doing??”
Husband replies – “Coming to New York, I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year”