Wife visits doctor
A wife walked through the living room, humming a joyful tune.
“You seem happy,” said her husband.
“Went to the doctor today and he said for 45, I have the breasts of a 21 year old,” she responded with a smile.
“What did your doctor say about you 45 year old ass,” the husband snickered.
“Oh, no worries dear,” she replied. “Your name never came up in the discussion”