Little Johnny attends a horse auction with his dad.
He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes Little Johnny asks, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father says, “I have to make sure that he’s healthy and in good shape before I buy him.”
And Little Johnny says, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom.”