Highway Dildo
A little girl is riding along the highway with her mom.
When suddenly a dildo falls off the truck in front of them and hits the windshield
The little girl asks: *Mommy, what was that?*
The mom, not wanting her little girl to know about sex yet, answers: *It was just a bug honey.*
The little girl sits quitely for a while, before exclaiming: *It sure had a big dick.*