a joke we tell in Ukraine
A russian, a Ukrainian and an African American guys are sitting in the waiting room while their wives give birth.
The nurse comes out with 3 babies and says “sorry guys, they’ve got mixed up..let’s see whose is whose”.
The Ukrainian takes a black kid and runs.
They yell “hold on dude!!! That kid is obviously not yours!”
the Ukrainian replied “I don’t care I dont want a russian!!!”