A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker offered two options: ship her home for $5,000 or bury her locally for $150.
The man chose to ship her home. When asked why he’d spend so much to send her back instead of saving money and burying her there, he replied, “Well, a guy was buried here 2,000 years ago and came back to life after three days.
I’m not taking any chances.”