Blowjobs do not relieve headaches
The other day, I had an astoundingly painful headache and I couldn’t help but complain about it to my girlfriend. She surprised me by saying, “Ya know, blowjobs can be a natural cure for a headache…”
So, I thought it was worth a shot. But that day I learned my girlfriend is damned a liar.
I sucked three dicks and my head still fucking hurt.