3 drunk guys entered a taxi
The driver- who knew the 3 of them were drunk, started the engine and then shut it off again after a few seconds. He then tells them, “alright guys we’re here now!”
The first drunk guy gave the taxi driver money. The second drunk guy smiled then said, “thank you and keep the change.” The third drunk guy slapped the driver hard across the face.
The driver was shocked, thinking the third guy knew what he had just done. But then he turned and asked him, “hey what was that for!?”
The third drunk guy replied, “control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!”