After 12 Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me:
12 partridges in a pear tree (1 × 12 days),
22 turtle doves (2 × 11 days),
30 French hens (3 × 10 days),
36 calling birds (4 × 9 days),
42 geese a’laying (6 × 7 days),
42 swans a’swimming (7 × 6 days).
That’s 184 birds. What the fuck am I gonna do with 184 birds? There’s bird shit everywhere and the 40 maids won’t stop milking!