My friend’s a taxi driver

My friend’s a taxi driver

One time when I missed the bus to work, he drove me there. When we arrived, he charged me the regular price.

“Oh, I thought you’re just doing me a favor?”

“No, dude”, he said, “that’s company car and they pay for the gas, I’m not allowed to drive people for free. I need you to pay the full price”

“That’s fare”, I replied.