A woman giving birth went into a coma for a few days
When she woke up, the doctor told her, “congratulations, you gave birth to healthy twins: a girl and a boy. Your ex-boyfriend visited and named them for you”
The woman replies, “no not him! What did he name the boy?”
Doctor: Mason
Woman: Oh that’s actually not a bad name. How about the girl?
Doctor: Madaughter
Edit: thank you all for the karma and the awards!