A man goes to the pharmacists and asks for 3 1/2 Viagra pills
A man goes to the pharmacist and asks for 3 1/2 Viagra pills.
The pharmacist is confused and asks “why 3 1/2?”
The man responds. “Well, Monday I am going to see my mistress and I need two. I need one for Wednesday with my wife. And on Friday, I am going to the sauna and it just needs to look presentable.”