One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
He said mom’s upstairs with the neighbor. I noticed his voice sounded off, but I got horrified and ran home.
On the way I realized I accidentally dialed the wrong number, the neighbor’s. So I sighed in relief and called back my own home. My kid picked it up and I said, “hey hero, where’s mommy?”
He said, “she’s at the neighbor’s”.