A boorish man gave his order to the waitress…

A boorish man gave his order to the waitress…

A boorish man gave his order to the waitress. “I’m going to start off with a half a dozen oysters on the half shell. You know what they say about oysters, don’t you, honey?” he asked as he winked at the woman. “They make you sexy.”

The waitress stared at him straight-faced and inquired, “Won’t you need more than six, sir?”