An Elvis Presley fan decided to get two tattoos of Elvis: one on each thigh. However, she was not entirely pleased with the end result.
One night she’s had a few too many in a bar. She goes up to the bartender, lifts her skirt and asks “Do either of these look like Elvis to you?”
And the bartender says, “I don’t know about Elvis, but the dude in the middle definitely looks like Willie Nelson.”