Guy walks into a store…

Guy walks into a store…

Guy walks into a store and asks the clerk, “Where’s the alcohol?”

Clerk replies, “I’m sorry, this is a candy store.”

Guy pleads, “Do you have any candy with alcohol in it?”

Clerk walks down an aisle and returns with a bag.

Guy looks at the bag and says, “This isn’t quite what I wanted.”

Clerk replies, “Well, it is liquor-ish…”