Guy walks into a store…
Guy walks into a store and asks the clerk, “Where’s the alcohol?”
Clerk replies, “I’m sorry, this is a candy store.”
Guy pleads, “Do you have any candy with alcohol in it?”
Clerk walks down an aisle and returns with a bag.
Guy looks at the bag and says, “This isn’t quite what I wanted.”
Clerk replies, “Well, it is liquor-ish…”