Quick thinking
A guy tells his wife he has to work late, and takes his secretary to a hotel for some wild sex. On his way home, he notices a huge hickey on his neck and begins to panic. What would he tell his wife?
Walking in the door he is greeted by his excited dog. In a moment of inspiration he drops to the floor and pretends to fight off the affectionate dog. Then, holding his neck, he goes into the living room and says, “Honey, look what the dog did to my neck!”
His wife stands up, rips open her blouse and says, “That’s nothing. Look what he did to my tits!”